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I wish I was related to, or knew, Al Sharpton

Posted by and1grad on January 11, 2009

I know…this sounds ridiculous. But hear me out. Imagine being able to pull the “Oh by the way, do you know that I’m related to Al Sharpton.” card if you thought some salesperson or customer service agent was really fuckin with you. I think it’d be more effective than the threat of the Better Business Bureau.

“My cousin Al hasnt had something to march on in a minute. What did you say your name was?” Wouldnt you always get the best deal possible? I think so. Especially if you could get him on the phone on your behalf. You know I’m right.


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Posted by and1grad on July 28, 2008

I need a professional chef…or a woman (hot) that can cook. Eating out all the time is getting ridiculous. It used to at least be fun & interesting. It is now neither. I wish I didnt hate cooking so much. I hate cooking and really dislike grocery shopping. Thats all bad. I think I’m screwed.

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