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RT @Gambo620: Deanna Favre issued a statement: “Those pics Brett sent to that woman were meant for me, but u know Brett,they were intercepted.”

Quotables — Kobe Bryant

“I’ve always been comfortable as a kid growing up to think that when my career is over, I want them to think of me as an overachiever despite the talent that I have. To think of me as a person that’s overachieved, that would mean a lot to me. That means I put a lot of work in and squeezed every ounce of juice out of this orange that I could. Hopefully, they perceive me as a person who did whatever he had to do to win above all else. Above anything. Above stats. … If they say that about me, I’ll be happy.” –Kobe Bryant

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Quotables — Whitlock on race

An EXCELLENT and entirely TOO real quote on how we discuss race, from Whitlock’s article on Jesse Jackson’s comments re: Gilbert/Lebron
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“Jackson and other African-Americans need to follow LeBron’s lead. We look foolish. We look hypocritical. We come across like people who have little genuine interest in seeing racial prejudice disappear and more like people who just want it to swing in our favor.” — Jason Whitlock

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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. — Mahatma Gandhi

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“Studies show that 9 out of 10 men prefer large boobs. My studies conclude that the 1 guy prefers the other 9.”

“Sex with me is like connecting to the internet on dial-up: Full of weird noises, painfully slow to load, you should probably upgrade”

— @fatjew

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“The idea that you compulsively filter yourself makes your lack of flavor kind of a flavor.”

“You wanna be sheep, keep flocking. You wanna be wolves, form a pack.”

— Community

Btw, if you dont know, Community fuckin rocks it. Period. Get into this show.

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These are quotes from a tweeter (@PoohTTang) that does all his tweets in Pootie Tang speak. Its hilarious!

On Kobe pics that came out about 2 weeks ago:

I told Kobe, “My daimie, when the daimies and dillies see you aaaaall dilllified up in them trannie, sama sayEEE chow.” #NiceHat

During Lebron’s Game 5 debacle vs Celtics:

How you MVP and can’t dane them tangies…Game Five, too. SMH. Lebron, 12 tine-tanies till ‘NA NEY NO’. #ShowSomeHeart

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“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts…for support rather than illumination.” — twitter source

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“Odom went after that last rebound like it was related to 2 better looking rebounds.” — twitter

Quotables: Four Brothers

“Out-of-town shooters. That’s what I said. I remember hearing myself saying, “Out-of-town shooters.” You know what? You don’t pay a ho to fuck you. You pay her to leave. What you pay out-of-town shooters to do? You pay them to get the hell back out of town. That’s why I asked for out-of-town shooters. What’d I get? In-town shooters. Someone decided to hire in-town shooters. You know what else I got for my money? In-town police. In-town trouble. Who’s got to get in the ring with me on this?” — Victor Sweet